I don't really go on this anymore..

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Apr. '10

subwaydouchery: SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Wowzah! - Certainly an efficient way to keep sturdy! - Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “Squeeze a cheek!” - You should see her hold a limbo stick. - “You know, it looks surprisingly comfortable.” - White Haired Old Man in front of her - Curtain Rod Delivery in 30 minutes or less! - Sadly, the train stopped short and she walked funny for the rest of her days. - After she left, that pole gleamed with a professional shine. - “This is why Purell was invented.” - Comedian Blaine Perry http://www.DontTouchMeThere.com - “Next stop, BUTT TOWN!” & “There’s always some asshole hogging the pole!” - Comedian Danny Solomon http://www.RoofTopComedy.com/DannySolomon - “That is the laziest stripper I have ever seen!” - Comedian Sean Donnelley http://www.DontTouchMeThere.com *** Good times! Thanks to Dg for sending me this pic! Although I have a feeling this picture has been around the block a few times. Big thanks to some of the funniest comedians in NYC for their lines! If you think you have a great line as well, send it my way and I’ll post it up! Keep on Douchin’ *** I feel like I see something similar to this wayyyyyy too often.

subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Wowzah!

- Certainly an efficient way to keep sturdy!

- Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “Squeeze a cheek!”

- You should see her hold a limbo stick.

- “You know, it looks surprisingly comfortable.” - White Haired Old Man in front of her

- Curtain Rod Delivery in 30 minutes or less!

- Sadly, the train stopped short and she walked funny for the rest of her days.

- After she left, that pole gleamed with a professional shine.

- “This is why Purell was invented.” - Comedian Blaine Perry http://www.DontTouchMeThere.com

- “Next stop, BUTT TOWN!” & “There’s always some asshole hogging the pole!” - Comedian Danny Solomon http://www.RoofTopComedy.com/DannySolomon

- “That is the laziest stripper I have ever seen!” - Comedian Sean Donnelley http://www.DontTouchMeThere.com

*** Good times! Thanks to Dg for sending me this pic! Although I have a feeling this picture has been around the block a few times. Big thanks to some of the funniest comedians in NYC for their lines! If you think you have a great line as well, send it my way and I’ll post it up! Keep on Douchin’ ***

I feel like I see something similar to this wayyyyyy too often.

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    +_0 …. geenapie:
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    see something similar...this wayyyyyy too often.
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    GOT THAT BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOM.
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    photoshopped, btw. Orig: I found...by going to google
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