January 2011
50 posts
Listen
Just say the word
tomyhusband:
And I can be back from the ladies’ room to slip my underwear in your pocket before the waiter brings the wine.
I like how all I have to do to get ready for school today is put on sweatpants and go to yoga.
It’s pretty awesome.
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I feel like death.
Jeezus. I woke up this morning with a fever and my whole left side of my body aching from the two shots I got yesterday at the doctor’s.
I was really hoping I would not feel like shit today because I have to sit in class for just shy of 10 hours today and sitting through lecture when you feel like you’re going to puke really sucks.
On the plus side, I only have to do this for 14 more...
JUST PRESS PLAY
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Too much fucking skewl; no time to tumbl. 0.o
What Is Cryogenics?
fakescience:
Listen
I’ve got nothing to give you, you see ...
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I'm renewing my love for Horse The Band this...
I WANNA MAKE LOVE IN DIS CLUB.
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Strippers
tomyhusband:
Going to a strip club is not an affair. You do not have to call me to check in. Have fun at your weird cousin’s bachelor party. Truly.
This blog is great.
